Unadulterated Ramblings of a Peanut

Do you feel like reading the prophetic words of a cynical stay-at-home mom who gets all her news from daytime talkshows and Court TV? Well OF COURSE you do! Have the honor of witnessing me getting crazier & crazier by the day! I will chronicle such hard-hitting subjects as the reasons I HATE Tom Cruise, why Larry David is my own personal Jesus, & my neverending struggle to keep the items on my shelves spaced evenly apart. You'll laugh, you'll cry...but most of all, you'll be like, "Ummm, what?"

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Blech

I have just a few things to say today:
  • It's waaaayyy easier to get married than get divorced
  • If you ~do~ decide to get married, please do not do so before the age of 26. But if you really must, please do not procreate OR buy a car and put it in both of your names.
  • When you do end up getting divorced, even if you don't have kids...it will follow you and come up from time-to-time for at least 5 years after the divorce is final
  • Trying to do the right thing and getting a Minnesota license plate and get my title transferred over to Minnesota in my new name is pretty much the hardest thing to do on the planet
  • Minnesota won't let you get their precious license plates until you, a) give them your first born, b) give 17 blood samples, and c) walk around the world and back.

ALL I wanted to do yesterday is get this DMV crap taken care of. It's been hanging over my head for almost two years now and I figure that I'm on borrowed time right now driving all over the place with expired Wisconsin plates. Apparently, since I still have a loan on the car and the title and loan is in both my and my ex-husband's name...GMAC won't let me take his name off of the loan or title until the entire loan is paid off. It doesn't even matter that the payment has been directly deducted each month from MY sole checking account since I bought the car. They can't even replace Clay's name as the co-owner of the lien. The ONLY option is for it to all be paid off.

So basically I cannot get Minnesota plates and drive my car legally until I come up with $8,872 to pay it all off. Needless to say, I'm still in shock about that. I explained my plight to my parents...and they seem willing to find a way to help me out with things, which I appreciate very very much. But it still makes me feel like I'm a big fat loser. Actually, GMAC are the ones that are big fat losers.

Anyhoo, on a good note, I finished my block nails today and damn do they look awesome! Now if I only had the time to take a shower... I guess they say not washing your hair everyday is good for it, but I think this is kinda becoming ridiculous!

Okay, I'm done. Love to y'all.

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