This is what a fat bunny in a harness looks like...
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posted by Big Peanut @ 11:04 AM
Unadulterated Ramblings of a Peanut
Do you feel like reading the prophetic words of a cynical stay-at-home mom who gets all her news from daytime talkshows and Court TV? Well OF COURSE you do! Have the honor of witnessing me getting crazier & crazier by the day! I will chronicle such hard-hitting subjects as the reasons I HATE Tom Cruise, why Larry David is my own personal Jesus, & my neverending struggle to keep the items on my shelves spaced evenly apart. You'll laugh, you'll cry...but most of all, you'll be like, "Ummm, what?"
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Unadulterated Ramblings of a Peanut
Do you feel like reading the prophetic words of a cynical stay-at-home mom who gets all her news from daytime talkshows and Court TV? Well OF COURSE you do! Have the honor of witnessing me getting crazier & crazier by the day! I will chronicle such hard-hitting subjects as the reasons I HATE Tom Cruise, why Larry David is my own personal Jesus, & my neverending struggle to keep the items on my shelves spaced evenly apart. You'll laugh, you'll cry...but most of all, you'll be like, "Ummm, what?"
About Me
- Name: Big Peanut
- Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Proud mother to a miniature female human and a one-eyed pug. Married to a male, but my ultimate goal is to live in a messy house with my sister and 97 cats, even though we don't actually like cats at all. Our husbands will live in the two car detached garage. But until then, I'm content watching Maury, Montel, & Dr. Phil every day and drinking Mountain Dew. I was Prom & Homecoming Queen in high school...so obviously I am really, REALLY super gorgeous. That is, until I tell you I graduated with 17 people and I was the only person who wasn't related to everyone else. Awww damn, this is getting long. I wish I could be as concise in my description as Lil' Peanut. Okay, here goes: Stay-at-home mom. Freelance graphic designer. Disliker of room-temperature water. Former permed hair & tight-rolled pants type-of-gal.
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- 7 Years
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- My Little Goth Baby
- Blech
- I'm Going To Spend A LOT of Time On My Nails Today...
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