Unadulterated Ramblings of a Peanut

Do you feel like reading the prophetic words of a cynical stay-at-home mom who gets all her news from daytime talkshows and Court TV? Well OF COURSE you do! Have the honor of witnessing me getting crazier & crazier by the day! I will chronicle such hard-hitting subjects as the reasons I HATE Tom Cruise, why Larry David is my own personal Jesus, & my neverending struggle to keep the items on my shelves spaced evenly apart. You'll laugh, you'll cry...but most of all, you'll be like, "Ummm, what?"

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Who needs 24 ounces of Parmesan Cheese?!?!

So about 2 weeks ago, Clay's parents came to visit and took us to Sam's Club. I've only been to Sam's Club about twice in my life, and each time I'm just like "holy shit". Everything is just so, well, BIG!!! And since I'm a midget, you can just about imagine how much larger and scary everything is looking through my tiny midget eyes. It's like every item in that store is taking massive amounts of steroids.
The one thing that we bought that kinda creeps me out every time I look at it is the container of grated parmesan cheese. 24 flippin' ounces! I mean c'mon!! In the picture to the left, I leaned a quarter against the bottom of the container for scale so you can get an idea of just how obnoxiously large it is.
Yesterday I used it for the first time, and I had to use BOTH of my hands in order to shake it on my pasta! Also, it doesn't fit nicely in the side part of the refrigerator like the normal size one...it's all awkward and takes up a shitload of space.
It just bothers me, and I can't wait until it's all used up so we can get the normal-size one.

I hope all of you have enjoyed reading this meaningless post.

1 Comments:

Blogger Amber said...

Who needs 24 ounces of Parmesan Cheese, you ask? C'mon, man, EVERYONE needs AT LEAST that much parmesan cheese... are you forgetting you're from Wisconsin, or what? They just need to make fridges bigger to accomodate, that's all :)

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