Unadulterated Ramblings of a Peanut

Do you feel like reading the prophetic words of a cynical stay-at-home mom who gets all her news from daytime talkshows and Court TV? Well OF COURSE you do! Have the honor of witnessing me getting crazier & crazier by the day! I will chronicle such hard-hitting subjects as the reasons I HATE Tom Cruise, why Larry David is my own personal Jesus, & my neverending struggle to keep the items on my shelves spaced evenly apart. You'll laugh, you'll cry...but most of all, you'll be like, "Ummm, what?"

Monday, August 14, 2006

Up Front Parking

That's right folks. After a few years of procrastination, I ~finally~ applied for handicap parking and now have a permanent handicap placard thingy!!!! I will be able to park up-front forever-n-ever!!! Until the end of time!!! Until the world comes to a fiery end!!
Doctors and various other loved ones have been prodding me to get this taken care of for years (yeah, it would've came in really handy when I was pregnant in the wintertime and on 24/7 oxygen!). The biggest hassle was tracking down Dr. Bob to have him fill out this form. Once again, he came to my rescue and now I'm totally living large. Nawww, not really living large, but it's a tad bit more exciting (and easier!) to go to the store now knowing that I'll ALWAYS get a kick-ass parking spot!

Now I bet everyone will want to go to the Mall of America with me! That's okay! I'll take you!

I bet you're all jealous that I'm handi-capable.

3 Comments:

Blogger rachel d. said...

Sweet! This also might mean you can now get a free Minnesota fishing licence (yesssss!!), discounted / free public transportation, and free 4 hours of parking at any parking meter!! Woo!

6:41 PM  
Blogger Big Peanut said...

I know! The advantages of being handi-capable are awesome. And once you get approved you don't have to resubmit anything else for another six years.
I just know people are going to be coming out of the woodwork now wanting to park up-front with me.
I'll just be like, "Get your own damn placard!!!" (I love that word, by the way, "placard")

We can't wait to see you two!!!
We miss you lots!!

4:13 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

handi-capable!!! oh my god, i laughed forever about that. My handi-capable BFF!

8:16 PM  

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